i get really gay after midnight
I’m sure Cinderella has the same problem
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Why do you think she left the ball? The spell wore off and she became a raging lesbian again
i don’t think that’s how the story goes
whatever it’s better this way
I’m really scared to keep watching Supernatural because I heard on tumblr.com that as the seasons progress Sam becomes sadder and his hair grows longer but im only on season 2 and he’s already pretty sad and shaggy so by the time i get to season 8 he’s probably going to be a suicidal chewbacca and i don’t know if i want to see him like that
Suicidal chewbacca
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goddess-of-mischief-from-221b:
you have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading
A Man In A Dark Cloak Appears Before You. He Raises His Wand And Yells...
((M!A Hogwarts Style. All time lengths are anon-specified. Feel free to add more!))
Alohamora!: Muse is locked away in a place specified by Anon until rescued or until specified time.
Expelliarmus!: Muse cannot pick up or use any weapon.
Flipendo!: Muse cannot walk more than five steps without falling on their face.
Serpensortia: Muse is constantly attacked by snakes.
Avada Kedavra!: Muse is a ghost.
*throws love potion*: Muse is in love with a character of Anon's choosing.
Avis: Muse is constantly attacked by birds.
Crucio!: Muse is in constant pain.
Confundus!: Muse is confused easily and acts as though drunk.
Expecto Patronum!: Muse is followed/protected by "spirit animal". (Mun or Anon may specify.)
Imperio!: Muse is controlled by (Anon specifies) (Mun may specify things Muse may not be forced to do, such a sexual acts or triggers.)
Immobulus!: Muse is completely paralyzed until rescued or until specified time.
Incendio!: Muse has uncontrollable hot flashes.
Obliviate!: Muse loses memories/amnesia.
Riddikulus!: Whatever usually scares Muse he/she now finds funny.
Quietus!: Muse is mute.
Rictusempra!: Muse is extremely ticklish.
*throws polyjuice potion*: Muse is stuck in another Muse's body. (Anon specifies.)
Wingardium Leviosa!: Muse grows wings. (Or if Muse has wings, they disappear.)
Sonorus!: Muse must YELL EVERYTHING THEY SAY!
Nox!: Muse is blind.
Impedimenta!: Muse must do everything verrrrrryyyyy slowlyyyyyy....
Legilimens!: Muse must say everything on his/her mind.
Impervius!: Muse is constantly thirsty but cannot drink anything.
*uses portkey*: Muse is transported to a location of Anon's choosing.
Oppugno!: Muse is forced to attack another Muse of Anon's choosing.
Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?
Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.
I scored 21,500 FUCK YES
21,100 words.
18,100 words.
27,500 words whooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
21,900 words ^^;
22,000
27,700!!
18,600! ^^;
20,700 … I’m actually quite disappointed in that number.
23500, so proud :D
21,700
40,300. I’m a freak, though.
so i have a roleplay blog
and one of my favorite people agreed to play with me and i literally began to uncontrollably flail with glee.
welp, that’s one way to lose weight.
therearecertainshadesoflimelight:
real women have curves, real sharks disguise themselves as women so they can get close to their prey
